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Complex Number System
23 November 2009 @ 05:36 pm
Complex Number System
13 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
  • 13:04 A child keeps staring at me across the cafe. I am resisting the urge to make it weep by glaring at it with unalloyed hatred. #
  • 13:04 @ByLeavesWeLive Mine. #
  • 13:21 @abridgeover That's kind of different. She probably would write "here". I'm not talking about dialects. I mean people who will write "are". #
  • 13:22 @ByLeavesWeLive I shall have you sent my two sonnets as soon as I can remember them. #
  • 14:04 @abridgeover "In are house we are killing all of are children." #
  • 14:15 @ieatfog I saw the phenomenon on facebook in a group for people who had read some retarded Sun article about some guy who worked at Asda. #
  • 14:16 @ieatfog ...so I'm not too surprised that their grasp of their own language is tenuous. I do think it is interesting though. Linguistics unf #
  • 14:20 @JonnehDrummond At least you know you shouldn't. Some people wouldn't be so self-aware. HAVE SOME SHAME, PEOPLE. #
  • 14:29 @duanemoody You think she's not an insane cunt or something? #
  • 16:08 @abridgeover It's like when people write "would of" as the uncontracted version of "would've". #
  • 16:44 @ieatfog @dfglove To a dimension of pure chaos and... EVIL? #
  • 16:51 @ieatfog I remember that film being really atmospheric and terrifying when I was a teen. I watched it last year and it was hilariously shit. #
  • 16:59 The soundtrack for Tenshi no Tamago seems as bizarre and unsettling as I remember it. Well, two tracks in. #
  • 17:07 Trying to find some music that will make me be all RIGHT, TIME TO TIDY UP AND DO SOME WORK. Thus far nothing. #
  • 18:31 @ieatfog I can almost translate that into standard English, but not quite. #
  • 22:54 @shearn89 You know what I wanna check out, baby. #
  • 23:58 @shearn89 Really? Well I'll give you three guesses and I bet you won't get it #
Wow my life is lame.
Complex Number System
12 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
  • 01:01 I gift this cake to myself in honour of all the hard work I should have done but was too busy eating cake to do. #
  • 13:36 "Suck it, you ungrateful bitch." #
  • 23:40 There are people out there who are native English speakers who think that when they say "our", that they are saying "are". #
Wow my life is lame.
Complex Number System
11 November 2009 @ 12:03 am

  • 15:18 Going to NeoN this weekend with Joe. Watch out, Dundee. I'm going to destroy you. #

Wow my life is lame.
Complex Number System
10 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 13:13 I want to be able to draw like Rob Liefeld. #
  • 13:20 Eight shots and still not awake. I think it is time to switch to coke. #
  • 17:43 I have no energy today oh god I am dying #
  • 17:56 (slithering along floor as if pulled by the leg) MICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #
  • 19:45 Oh my god her ladygaga was flopping and hopping out all over the place and now everyone knows about her little pecker issue #
Wow my life is lame.
Complex Number System
09 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
  • 12:09 Still the best vampyr fiction on the Internet: viscera.boners.com/ #
  • 12:26 @misotheque It's quite shiny, at least. Have you messed around with it yet? You don't know true joy until you've drawn a big cock on a map. #
  • 13:01 @Recury Probably not. #
  • 13:02 @vince_ohanlon HORNY GRANNY WAS THE FINAL CYLON #
  • 13:05 @vince_ohanlon FUCKEN CYLONS WERE FUCKEN SHITE #
  • 13:17 @vince_ohanlon FUCKEN SPOILER WARNING M8 #
  • 00:02 Played Go with Andrew earlier whilst Joe "refereed". Yay board game night. #
Wow my life is lame.
Complex Number System
08 November 2009 @ 12:04 am
  • 16:22 @Littleradge Is the lesson, "don't eat other people's stuff, especially their quite expensive effervescing vitamins"? #
  • 19:40 @m0ng Turmeric? #
Wow my life is lame.
Complex Number System
07 November 2009 @ 12:03 am
  • 01:04 Just realized I was calculating the fibonacci sequence instead of counting sheep. Gay. #
  • 09:29 @shearn89 Are you flirting with me, Shearn? You'll only regret it. #
  • 12:15 @mikedewar I saw you on your bike today outside Informatics. Are you not supposed to wear the helmet on your head instead of your arse? :P #
  • 13:03 @shearn89 Moustache pix now. #
  • 13:23 @joecamnet You're beautiful. I love you. #
  • 14:21 It is dogs shit, man. Dogs shit. #
  • 23:18 Ah, a nice night off the linguistics with Joe, Elizabeth, Andrew, and David Lynch's Lost Highway. WE'VE MET BEFORE, HAVEN'T WE #
Wow my life is lame.
Complex Number System
06 November 2009 @ 12:05 am
  • 09:25 I Didn't Appreciate Just How Good This Apple Product Was Until I Had To Use Something With A Different Interface That I Wasn't Used To. #
  • 10:26 This pretty much sums up Marilyn Manson for me: bit.ly/1gvru7 DIARRHOEA MILKSHAKE POO POO WEE WEE POPSICLE #
  • 11:10 Every time I walk towards a door at uni, a bunch of yah hags materialise in front of it and start hugging, oblivious to anyone. Uncanny. #
  • 12:59 First dark cherry mocha of the season. #
  • 13:12 I want some fucking TYROZETS. #
  • 13:17 There is a man here who is fatter than I am. This is a delicious rarity. I hope he sits near me so that I can feel comparitively skinny. #
  • 13:29 My phone has Warcraft preloaded in predictive text. ugh #
  • 17:21 @shearn89 What do you like, babes? #
  • 17:22 @dfglove It sounds familiar. Is she kind of left on her own in a semi-post-apocalyptic land? #
  • 17:37 @dfglove I know it I'm sure. There was a manga and anime. I can find the name as soon as I get to a computer. #
  • 18:04 Paranormal Activity was shite. #
  • 18:34 Watching Transformers 2 now. It makes the acting in Paranormal Activity look natural and nuanced. #
  • 18:39 The dialogue in Transformers 2 makes me angry. I think I hate it. #
  • 19:14 @JasonPMcRussell You can? They all look the same to me. Big metal things swinging at each other. #
  • 19:14 @ieatfog The first was bad enough, the second is actively hateful. #
  • 21:28 It's totally wrong, but I want this mp3: bit.ly/fSmsq #
  • 22:48 @dfglove Yes that sounds right to me. Sorry I didn't get a chance to check it out for you babes. #
Wow my life is lame.
Complex Number System
05 November 2009 @ 12:06 am
  • 13:13 Too ill to drag myself out of bed for class this morning. Boo. #
  • 13:39 That's all my socks paired. #
  • 14:20 It is a delicate position, spin the bottle, pick the victim, catch a tiger, switch direction, if he hollers break his ankles to protect him. #
  • 15:05 @Gaydon I probably do. Why? #
  • 15:11 I'm going back to bed. #
  • 15:13 I'll give you ALL invites so shut up whining, all of you. Pvt me your gmail addresses. It'll take about three days for them to process you. #
  • 15:14 P.S. I am doing this out of the goodness of my cunting heart, I hope you fucking realise. Since some of you are cunts to me most of the time #
  • 15:17 Also in light of the fact that none of you will ever use it to ever contact me, I am being a goddamned saint here. #
  • 15:18 FURTHERMORE, the only one of you who bothered to see me when I was in London was @kthrdgwy, and even he abandoned me for X Factor. Harrumph. #
  • 15:26 @kreidekreis Do you want a google wave invite then? :P #
  • 17:00 @JasonPMcRussell Multiplayer. #
  • 21:38 Oh unemployment, how I missed you. #
Wow my life is lame.